Gorillaz ships

These are just my opinion so don't go all psycho on me. Since all of my art no matter how fictional has at least one element of autobiography, this is how I see it.

I would never ship Murdoc with anybody. His green skin, very long spiked tongue and red and yellow eyes indicates to me that he is a reptilian shape shifter and it's cannon that Murdoc hates humans. Well maybe I would ship Murdoc with Wrath-Amon, Gemini or Bloth. But no I would never ship Murdoc with Fujimoto of Ponyo unless I really wanted to see Japan go like Atlantis and end up on the bottom of the ocean floor. But, I would never do that so Japan is safe.
The real reason why I hate Murdoc is because, I tried to get the Gorillaz DVDs because I so enjoy rewatching shows that I watched as a 1990s kid. The best part about it is that I can compare and contrast the way I remembered it as a kid to the way I see it as an adult. So anyways, I get the DVD and it only contains less than 10 minutes of their video footage. And then I remember that Gorillaz was banned in America, a while ago, because footage showed up where Murdoc raped Noodle.

2-D and Noodle- I pretty much see their relationship very similar to my real life relationship with Stuart. I first met Stuart in The Village NYC. I was an 11 year old yandre psycho with a huge crush on Joey Ramone. Stuart was in one of those CBGBs bands. Since I was 11 and he was 19, we could only be friends. However, for the summer between college and grad school, I decided that instead of taking a job at the Keansburg boardwalk, I would work at the Point Pleasant Boardwalk. The weird thing was that Stuart was working as a beach lifeguard at Point Pleasant that summer and the daughter of Jenkinsons, the dude who owns the entire boardwalk, set Stuart and I up on a date and that day we went friends to lovers.
Yeah well something like that. 

What about Russell? I can't leave him out. I'd either set him up with Jessica, of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo or Nicole of Exactly Loosely Nicole because those two could use a father like figure disguised as a lover